So off I went to find a new rain jacket. Now I'm not one to frequent outdoor shops regularly. They always seem to have exorbitantly priced gear that I really should have but can't afford or crappy rubbish that fit's comfortably into the budget but is really just.........well,crappy rubbish. When I first began flipping price tags on the coat rack my first thoughts were that some poorly supervised work experience kid had been mistakenly putting tent price tags on the coats. I'm mean how can something that 2 or even sometimes 3 people can squeeze into cost less that a coat that only fits a half a person at best ?? When I realized the prices I was looking at really were for the coats my palms became clammy, some minor heart palpitations kicked in and my credit card began to squirm uncomfortably in my hip pocket. After annoying the hell out of staff in 5 different shops I returned home empty handed. But... I had an early winter walk into the Walls of Jerusalem on the slow burner and judging by the way the low pressure systems had being getting in line to cartwheel across the synoptic charts going without a good form of rain protection was not on.The following morning I returned to the coat racks. I had just picked out a coat that only narrowly missed being classified as crappy rubbish when my eye caught a much more impressive looking product on a coat hanger above. The price tag on this one threatened to blow my' recreation budget'. into the same stratosphere as the national debt. I mumbled a few semi audible expletives as I placed this $800 coat back on the rack. But hang on,what's this? On the back of the label was a tiny red sticker bearing those magic words " SALE PRICE". A closer inspection revealed the once 800 buck coat was now available for the amazing price of just $299 ! When I tried it on and it actually wasn't a bad fit my credit card began to jiggle excitedly again. After asking all the relevant questions like "does my bum look big in this"? I was hooked. " Are you in our club?" the young sales chickie asked. Stuffed if I could remember ever having joined their club but when she punched in my details there I was. A fully bona fide club member entitled to a further club discount which resulted in the 299 clam coat free falling even further to an awesome price of just $239!! I had to resist the urge to bolt from the shop after paying before beaker brain discovered that there had been some monumental stuff up with the pricing.
To cut a long story short I headed off to The Walls a couple of days later and had 4 awesome days with nothing more than some low clouds. Not a friggin spec of rain. Totally unbelievable!! Zeus the rain god must have been on annual leave in the Bali or somewhere! To add to the irony in all this I'm now back in Western Australia watching reports of the catastrophic floods that have occurred. If ever there was a test for a raincoat........
But what I'm really struggling to get my head around is how an $800.00 rain jacket can eventually be sold off at $239 bucks and presumably still return a profit margin to the seller. Just how much profit would there have been in this sale if somebody had actually parted with 800 big ones in the first place




I guess I shouldn't complain. Last jacket was a freebie, this one was $239. I'm still way ahead of anyone unfortunate enough to have been stung the full eight hundred
