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how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby wayno » Sat 18 Oct, 2014 6:57 am

Survival School: How To Eat Your Hiking Partner
Would you resort to cannibalism if your life depended on it? A shocking number of our readers said "yes." Our expert shows you how to do the unthinkable.


http://www.backpacker.com/view/videos/s ... g-partner/
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby neilmny » Sat 18 Oct, 2014 10:12 am

Sick :shock: :shock: but funny Wayno :shock: :lol:
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby walkerchris77 » Sat 18 Oct, 2014 1:43 pm

Needs coriander.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby Strider » Sat 18 Oct, 2014 2:23 pm

walkerchris77 wrote:Needs coriander.

Only required for Asian partners (usually Thai).
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby Snowzone » Sat 18 Oct, 2014 6:15 pm

I will have to start looking out for younger and plumper walking partners. :wink:
The ones I have now might all be a bit stringy. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby Hallu » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 5:40 am

Yeah you need young, slightly chubby, and of course free range walkers. Not one of those city blokes filled with chemicals.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby wayno » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 5:45 am

seems there s few people here who may be speaking from a bit of experience on this subject hmmm? :shock:
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby Hallu » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 5:51 am

It's actually inspired from a great manga called Kiseiju.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby wander » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 6:34 am

Pearce.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby perfectlydark » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 7:24 am

Hehe well if your going to eat your partner you would want an organic feed. I wonder if 'grass fed' could be a selling point?
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby Picaro » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 8:03 am

Two chances in the bush...none and Buckleys !

"Bill Buckley's Guide to Bush Survival" ?
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby GPSGuided » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 10:22 am

I make sure my walking partners are pleasant, helpful, 25-35% body fat and USDA certified...
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby madmacca » Sun 19 Oct, 2014 9:46 pm

How many takes did it take to shoot that with a straight face?
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby jford » Mon 20 Oct, 2014 8:27 am

I didn't think the American sense of humour stretched that far!

I like the 'Pearce' comment above. The movie was unwatchable. I knew how it was going to end.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby perfectlydark » Mon 20 Oct, 2014 7:49 pm

Suppose lessons could be learnt on this topic from the current.series.of the walking dead
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby wander » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 7:23 am

It's odd how things pop up. I was given Paul Collins' "Hell's Gates" book in September and only just pulled it out and into the meat of the book when wayno posted this thread up.

The book is about Alexander Pearce, at 1st glance I thought it was the movie script hence putting it to one side. But no it is a really well researched and written account of Pearce and the whole environment that lead him to Tasmania and his adventures. Written a little here and there for an international audience so some things grate a touch as telling us the obvious to an Australian reader, but this is a very very minor grumble.

It may have helped that I read" Gould's Book Of Fish" in the Autumn, Hell's Gates has complemented the history noted in the former book.

I can recommend it to anyone with an interest in Tas history and / or the Pearce story.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby walkerchris77 » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 8:40 am

If you think about the movie alive, the remaining men would not have survived if they did not eat the dead. As hard as it is for us to think about eating a person most of us eat meat everyday. Meat is meat and if u i was faced with starvation or a bit of rump i know what id do.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby GPSGuided » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 8:54 am

Turn the question around, would you be happy for your fellow adventurers or family to eat your meat should you be the first to go, and survive? Maybe there can be a donor card made for the purpose. LOL
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby wander » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 9:06 am

If I am dead I am fairly certain I would not care if was eaten by people or worms.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby walkerchris77 » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 2:29 pm

w ¥ander wrote:If I am dead I am fairly certain I would not care if was eaten by people or worms.


Agree. Your dead and if eating my yummy meat can save someone else then go for it. Better having some people survive than having everyone dying while theres food in front of them.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby walkerchris77 » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 2:32 pm

Re the donor card well im ready a blood and organ donor. They are not much use to me when im dead. Just let me put a few more beers through the system first.
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby wayno » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 3:11 pm

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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby vicrev » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 7:55 pm

You people have no taste........
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Re: how to eat your bushwalking partner

Postby walkerchris77 » Tue 21 Oct, 2014 9:38 pm

vicrev wrote:You people have no taste........



Lol. Thats why we need to add salt
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