Now I NEVER send people links, or forward those stupid Top 10 lists, or anything like this, but this site is about the monst painfully funny thing I've ever read. My daughter has come out of her room 4 times and told me to shup up because I'm laughing so hard, and my wife has barricaded herself in the other end of the house.
BEWARE- don't have anything solid or liquid in your mouth as you read this. Also, there's a LOT of foul language, though it is all form some guy's subconcious......
http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/